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Matix Morton Short - Men's

You are a true gentleman, and as a gentleman, you realize that socially awkward situations can often be avoided by a careful application of etiquette. For example, a gentleman might find himself in an embarrassing situation following the introduction of a lovely young lady or a particularly bumpy bus ride. Attention can be diverted by simply starting the aforementioned young lady's dress on fire. This will distract any present company from noticing how the plaid pattern of your Matix Morton Shorts actually accentuates your rather 'large' problem.

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