Get your VHS video camera ready because things are bound to get freaky when you're wearing the Volcom Standard Sweater. Thanks to the slim-fit design and embroidered chest, these smooth threads will inspire all kinds of whacky kinka-ma-doo you'll want on tape. Volcom even included a rib-knit collar so the neck is harder to rip when it's being furiously torn off of your chest in real time.